| All of the Cadets at camp during duty watch completed this story. One group started to write a story and the next time they were on watch they discovered that everyone during duty watch was adding their thoughts and the outcome was produced.. It was typed by an Officer but not altered at all typed as written completely. Now on to the continuing saga of.....
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Division 1 (Gillard, Haugen, Kozakli & Chen)
Once upon a time at Camp Ma Kee Wa, there was a story about the ""THE CRUD MONSTER". The Crud Monster "reeks" havoc when it crawls out of the craft hut looking for food in the latrines and makes a trail of reeks ness. It goes out only at night, trying to avoid the duty watch cadets, while going from latrine to latrine trying to gather strength.
There were 4 unknown cadets. While they were inspecting the grounds, they spotted the Crud monster and ran until they were pooped. They ran to the duty hut and found 4 air freshener cans and hid at one of the latrines. Unfortunately, the Crud Monster sneaked up behind them but made enough noise so the cadets spun around and sprayed. Then 3 of the cadets ran but 1 stayed behind to be there and found out that he had an empty canister and got eaten. The 3 cadets gathered enough courage to go back and sprayed until the Crud Monster turned into a beautiful pink pony, but not for long……
Division 1 (Gillard, Haugen, Kozakli & Chen) added
The cadets went back to the duty hut thinking all was well, but then zzzzzzz, the lights went out. All the cadets ran for their flashlights, but only 1 small flashlight worked. The Officer on duty, (which we think is Lt Delange), went outside to check out what happened. Then the cadets heard a scream, AAAAAA. The cadets went outside only to find sludge covered running shoes and a trial of poo leading back to the craft hut.
The brave cadets went to the bathroom and found a Commander putting on the suit, but when they went down the path they saw the Crud Monster. One brave cadet took out a transformer gun and shot the monster and it turned into a tank. The cadets went to camp shouting "big hairy tank" and then a Commander from a different core came out of the shower in his underwear, (from what we think, it was Lt Hamilton). Everyone looked at him with their mouth open. He picked up the gun a shot it and it turned into a sheep and the cadets had it for dinner, but it had a nest with babies in the forest.
Division 6, (because they were Psychos!), decided they could take on the nest of babies. What they didn't know was that the Crud Monster had babies with WASPZILLA, the Queen of all wasps, who lives in the Enchanted Forest. So they had evil babies known as the "stinky stingers".
So the Psychos decide to go to the forest one by one. Ellery, being the brave soul that she is, decided to go first. She was only in for 2 minutes before she came out screaming, "I got stung". A/Lt Martin told her to go Lt Martin, the medical officer. As each cadet went, they came out more than the last. By the time Horner came out with a severed arm, Lt Martin had had enough.
She went stomping into the forest mumbling angrily to herself. When she found the "stinky stingers", she started yelling at them.
"YOU HAVE BEEN INJURING MY CADTS! " I'M TIRED OF THEM WHINING AT ME ALL THE TIME", (her head started to swell), ";
IF YOU DON'T STOP, YOU WILL BE ON DEFAULTERS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK"! By this point, Lt Martin was so mad, because it was Wednesday, and everyone knows that Wednesday is the day her head explodes. So without warning, her head blew up!
The Psychos DPO, D'Sylva, (because he is never with his division!) came to see what all of the fuss was about? Since he was so small, he hid perfectly behind the bushes. He asked them, excuse me, but what is going on here? Where is my division? Please stop hurting them, and to the surprise of the entire camp, the stinky stingers were hypnotized by his English accent and were at his command. Meanwhile, thanks to all the practice Mid Oad got on the tents, he was able to sew on Horner's arm perfectly!
Division 7
On Wednesday, while Adde-rentl Thoughtpch Begykida, were doing there first round, something tripped Thomlison. A/SLt Thompson saw a shadow and realized that it was the Crud monster. When they got back to the Duty hut, they saw something flying around inside. They sent A/SLt Thomson in to investigate so that Harmat wouldn't have nightmares. Inside she found a stinky stinger. He dive bombed her and she hit it with her flashlight. It flew off into the forest. The ATS Babykids are starting to get really scared. They think that something is out there. Pihoker went to the heads and came back shivering in fear. ""There is something out in the heads. I heard a buzzing sound. A/SLt Thompson told them there was nothing out there and that it was time to go on rounds. While checking the female tents, Oad panicked and nearly ripped off S/Lt Thompson's arm.
"There's someone over the hill near the flag pole". They investigate and found nothing. On the way back to the duty hut, Hindle botled in fear. Once inside the hut, they all started hearing noises and they are becoming very jumpy. They feel they are loosing their minds. Gurba is in her own little world, Hindle is terrified of going to the heads. Pihoker and A/SLt Thompson keep playing the exact same cards over and over. Worst of all is Oad's scary music as she draws a picture of the Crud Monster. Everyone be careful, Division 7 Oad, (one of her own), is a monster herself. Bad things keep happening while she is around. HELP! It's gone dark and all we can see is red eyes.
Division 1 (Haugen, Chen, Aziz, Munroe)
Oad is one of the, a simple decoy out to lure cadets to the Enchanted Forest. The glowing eyes stepped out of the shadows.
To be continued next year |
